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So we played the silver bullet last night for the launch of Club Bandango. It’s funny around that area of Finsbury Park- there was no-where to pull up outside the venue as it looked out onto a bus garage and everywhere else was double lined red route. It might sound boring for you but this is a regular head scratcher for any band that carries their own sound around with them. We managed to illegally park around the corner and with the back doors of the van open, no traffic camera could clock us. With the help of the support bands we carried the gear in and we were greeted by a sound guy in a Black Flag t-shirt. The back of the stage was lined with fake Marshall cabinets, no doubt installed by Marshall (forgot to steal the knobs off them, which were real and cost a pretty penny!) to fool people into thinking that you need a wall of speakers to ‘Rock out’- therefore extending the myth that keeps them in business- don’t get me wrong, if Mr Jim Marshall wants to send us some free shit we will gladly use it ’til breaks- and Matt uses a Marshall Combo from the 80′s (previous owners- Simply Led) but that back wall reminded me of a mobile phone shop, where all the phones look real but they are just hollow replicas in case someone steals one- oh, I get it, thieves are to blame for the fakery on display! I’ll let them off, it’s just a bit of decor- chill….

First on was The Wild Animals, a local band I assumed as they mentioned doing some other gigs ‘down the road’ soon and they had an enthusiastic front row of good looking girls (girlfriends I assume) and smart lads, singing along. I watched the first song by the toilets with Steely Dan and despite some tuning problems they soon got underway. If I had to describe their sound I’d say a little Arctic’s with a splash of the Smiths but not too much of either and it’s only our first date so I’m not making judgments yet in fact what did amuse me was the fact that the headstock of the bass guitar didn’t hit the guitarist/singers face even though it was an inch away from it for the whole gig (it’s a small stage at the SB- those fucking fake cabinets don’t help!)

After their last song the DJ clambered onto the stage to spin some current and past indie offerings. I noted the Wombat’sTokyo‘ playing which has been on the radio a lot played alongside Libertines ‘Up The Bracket’. Dan and I chatted about the sheer indyness of that song, you could smell the tight leather jackets and all the crowd were singing the words after all these years.

Up next were Vaults but to be honest I was outside chatting to people as what which occurs at these gigs! So I can’t comment but the sound coming through the doors sounded a bit like the kings of leon on one song. I then went inside where I got chatting to a fella who’s been following us for a while and he spent ten minutes trying to describe an old song of ours that he wish we played still. ‘You know, the one that you used to headline with’ I was confused-
‘Headline with…oh you mean play last!’
‘Yeah’ he said, the acoustic one
‘We don’t have any acoustic songs in our set…oh you mean Curley song’ which I explained we haven’t played since the first few gigs- it was on our myspace for a while, in the beginning, but it had to make way for newer songs…
To be honest we’d like to play everything we’ve ever written but you don’t get slots that long at this stage- watch this space though fella.

Before we knew it it was 10:30pm and we were due on stage. The six of us squeezed between thefuckingmarshallstacks and the crowd
and launched in to ‘Islands In The Sky’. The crowd were digging it, a few familiar faces and quite a few unfamiliar ones. The lights were about 1 foot from our faces, blazing and adding to the atmosphere. The sound guy kept mining playing the bass to me and then pointing down with his hand- what the fuck am I meant to do? I’m singing! Eventually we got to the pause in the song- just before the drop so I could find out what was going on…it turned out the bass was too loud. So we turned it down and carried on. For the rest of the gig the sound guy continued this miming action, directed at me, even though the bass amp was behind Dan’s pans and miles away from where I was perched. We carried on and the crowd didn’t seem to think the bass was too loud! The set ran smoothly until a very drunk Matt Sharabang came crashing over the monitor, which was balanced on a beer crate, and sent drinks, microphones and nearly teeth flying everywhere. He was helped to his feet, offering us sips from his lucozade bottle of no-doubt paint stripping vodka! Shirts came off as the sweat poured and just as we were getting into it the promoter appeared in the crowd saying ‘you have to stop now…curfew’ the microphones got switched off so I had to shout ‘that’s it!’ to the warmed up crowd. They weren’t having that and started demanding more- I looked over at the promoter but he had his hands up and was giving me an ‘I can’t do anything about it’ look….we began a sorry decent of the stage when suddenly he reappeared with his thumbs aloft, so we got back into position. The microphones were still switched off but were soon on and we launched into Tropical.
Crowd went mental, everybody happy- Goodnight.

It wasn’t a long tour, but it was wide and deep.
We took in 7 different cities in 7 days with a rave thrown in just before the end, throats held out, fingers held out and brains hung on in there for dear life as a nation of travel lodges waved us off with fatigued relief, kitchen knives hidden behind their backs appalled at our lack of respect for the smoking regualtions, glad to see the end of us, trundling out of the car park in a red bus, followed by a white van, followed by a greenish blue car, off to the next city on a finger nail full of sleep, hangovers yet to catch up as we sped down the motorway towards the next hight street, the next travel lodge, the next venue, the next crowd of strangers soon to become friends in the aftermath of another sweaty night on the tiles, catching our breath, catching a quick smoke out the back door and scrabbling for the last warm beer in the dressing room…

Sooo, I have been off the old wordpress for a while because I lost the password or something but now I’m back and this is where all my blogging shall be done from now on because it”s made for this innit!

Rum Shebeen released thier debut single on monday and what a pleasure it is to see a semi naked picture of me plastered all over facebook- not without my permission mind- for once!

It has been one long, hot and sometimes hard summer. We were working an olympian scedual of festivals considering we were doing the driving of drivers, playing of players and partying of heroes…not to mention doing what we had to to make ends meet inbetween the sweaty post festival sleeps in our much missed beds.

We played the Strummerville Camp Sessions from start to finish, treated our bodies like guinea pigs and lived on tinned fish and left over dishes to keep our stomach walls apart from each other whilst embalming ourselves in cheap cider and the odd bit of good whiskey.

Trips to the supermarket were eventually swift operations after the first two festivals and I put up a tent three times over the summer only to sleep in it once (The Green Shebeen Machine- our bus and board sadly went to a retirement home by the coast)

Waking up blinking ashes from a fire out of our eyes or peeling ourselves off the floor or not sleeping at all (generally not sleeping at all) became our mode of bedding down as we made friends all over the country.

The last festival we played was Electric Picnic in Ireland where we went on at 4am Sunday after a long Saturday waiting and drinking. If anyone out there can remember that gig, you wasn’t there maaaan.

Now it is September and the nights are drawing in, we have a short break to regain sanity before we head off on a nationwide tour of England burning a trail around the country because that’s how we operate, armed with fresh tunes, fresh merchendinse and a lovely 7″ vinyl for you to buy off us as we drive like drivers, play like players and party like heroes!

That’s all for now, I’m off to find a cure for tinnitus- I reckon it’s sleeping with the radio on…well that works in bed anyway- the other way…PARTY LIKE HEROES!!!
See you in a sweaty club soon. XXX

Dave on behalf of the brothers Shebeen

I got twenty four minutes before I run out of power on my internet typewriter. I hope my spelling has been getting better and I know my grammar leaves a lot to be desired- this is because I spent my childhood doodling and day dreaming about Top Gun. But I am trying (can you start a sentence with but…?). Any ways, as long as it looks nice on the page I don’t really care if it stands up next to …standards or not.

So we are playing a gig at the Windmill, Brixton on St. Patrick’s Day, 17th March 2009. I am excited. Too excited. Because over in New Orleans, on the same day and at the same actual time, my friend is debuting a documentary he co-made about a band called Lil’ Band O’ Gold who are a bunch of musicians,hailing from  South Louisiana. As we have yet to do a gig with drums this year, due to geography, the price of train fares and fierce loyalty and my friend’s documentary being the culmination of a hell of a lot of blood sweat and tears, I believe some serious cosmic magic is gonna happen. If you have ever read Bill Drummond’s book 45 you will understand what I mean. He managed Echo and The Bunnymen and Teardrop Explodes and formed The KLF. He once burnt a million quid too.

The energy caused by this cosmic correlation, plus Irish Luck, a gallon of new songs and even more Guinness than usual (not too much mind- the real consumption will happen after the gig…nothing worse than forgetting your own name in the middle of a gig- trust me I’ve been there enough times to know) will evidently channel itself into everyone involved causing an all over creative drive which will bless the rest of our lives. I honestly believe this to be true.

So, be sure to come to this gig so you can be blessed- you won’t regret it.

Cheers,

Dave

My leg hurts and I dont know why. It feels like something is growning in there- a moaggot perhaps.

It wakes me up in the morning and it gives me an excuse to drink in the evening.

I am hobbling about like an old Major with gout.

It clicks if it stays still for too long but aches like crazy. Like crazy when I walk.

I went to the Doctor after nights of drunken stupor followed by mornings of agony and afternoons filled, oh so filled, with gripe!

And what did the doctor say?

Get an X-Ray.

And take these three times a day. He’s baffled. The doctor is baffled and I’m supposed to get an X-Ray? That will take all day…come to think of it…I spent an hour in the bank today, waiting to take money out and then an hour in the supermarket waiting to give them money and then another bloody hour in the doctors to be told he is baffled. Now I am expected to wait even longer to get an X-Ray?

Balls.

Balls.

Balls.

I’ll simply bash the other one to balance it out and stop all this bloody waiting.

Good day.

Finally I have woken up and it’s a normal day. A straight forward, anonymous friday. No strange music on the radio, no strange adverts. The festive season is officially over and I couldn’t be happier. Now all the ameture hell raisers have done with thier poor mans caviar christmas and I can get on with normal life.

Admittedly I did go to the sales yesterday and bought a pair of boots.

When I first started doing this blog today I was full of ideas but it took so long to load up that they all fell out of my head. I also notice, reading back, that I seem to complain alot. Compare this to my first blog where I am quite jolly. You’ll be informed to know (does that make sense?) That I am hungover today, and the first blog had me getting drunk. This is my stab at a scientific study:

Getting drunk makes you happy,

Being hungover makes you grumpy,

However, I can remember some brilliant hangovers, creative, hilarious and downright blissfully surreal. I know why I am a bit clunky- or why I come across as clunky- I read too many sunday magazines on sunday and the language of a working writer and not of a lad with a hangover, has seeped into my brain- through a hole in my head- this is where the story begins….

December 30th 2008

We, Rum Shebeen, were playing the Windmill in Brixton. The day before NYE. The bit in between the nether regions of the festive period. The no-mans-land. You catch my drifter chocolate bar. It’s cold outside. I went to the place where we store our gear and picked everyone up. We then drove to brixton. We ended up playing 12 songs that night, it was a stonker! Then, because I had found a sweet place to store my van, I got hammered. Seamus, the landlord, was also hammered. He was drinking red wine, I was on the guinness.

Many pints later it was time to go to Peckham, for a shin dig at my friends house. I picked up a bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale for the journey and then four bottles of cheap red wine for the party. I got there and sat down, in the kitchen, at the table. I drank the wine. I had some more drinks. Smoked. Has conversations. Drank some more. Then I must have passed out, in my chair. Sat bolt upright. Asleep. The rest of the story I have gleamed from eye witness accounts.

Two of my freinds were still awake, around the table, having fun. Lets call them Patricia and DongDong. DongDong declared

‘This is so much fun, but it would be even more fun if Dave was awake!’

With that, he gently tugged on my scarfe, from the other side of the table. I wobbled a little, then began to fall, to the left, very slowly. DongDong and Patricia were sort of trapped against the wall and the table, too far away to stop me from speeding up in my sideways fall. I hit the floor, head first. BANG!

I woke up to people shouting my name. I wa on the floor, confused

‘Whats all the fuss about, I’m only sleeping’ I said

‘You’re bleeding’ They said

‘I’m leaking?’ I said

‘No bleeding’ They said

‘Oh…right’ I said, looking at the puddle of blood on the floor. I then got up and left, with DongDong and some other friends. I put some cloth on my wound and walked home. Slightly dizzy, still pissed. Refused to go to hospital because mine was, what could be precieved as a drunken injury.an injury that wasn’t my fault but it was my fault I was drunk. So no chance of compensation. No point getting it officially logged. I went to bed. DongDong kicked me every now and then to make sure I was alive. The next day I woke up to discover I actually had three wounds in my head. I couldn’t work out whether or not I had concussion. I went back to the Windmill to collect the equiptment later that day and Seamus inspected my head

‘Ahh it’s ok’ He said

And that was enough for me.

However! Instead of blaming excess on my slight irritability today, I will blame it on the hole in my head that is trepanning the thoughts of a thousand grumpy old men. The only way to cheer myself up now is to put on my new boots and go for a walk.

Cheers,

Dave.

Part 1

Now, I’m no Scrooge (He is a fictional charactor anyway- I am a real human being with real bills) But I can’t help but get slightly put out by the festive season. I am a big fan of  drinking first thing in the morning- but only when it’s on my terms. Being forced to do it on a Thursday after a whole year of excess, with the added pressure of having to consume more meat than I usually do in a month, does seem to sap my enthusiasim a little.

This year, instead of going out until 10 am on Christmas eve, I tried to have an easy one. I went for a massive dog walk in the morning of Christmas eve, cooked a fry-up for whoever I could snare with my sausages and then went to a friends house for some red wine. As my friends family had just had a new carpet laid I had to leave the dog in the out-house to prevent poo poo tension- this ended up with the dog wearing a cat flap as a necklace…and a traumatised cat, lost for hours in the garden.

After a little wine we went to a few pubs until it got too busy for pooch to be out in public, so I jumped on the first 176 I could see and headed home, with all good intentions to go out again for another hour or so. Once indoors I sat on my bed and put a video on. I was a little drunk and ended up getting into the video, so I thought, fuck it, I’ll have an early night- this would mean I’d wake up fresh as a daisy and ready to take on Christmas with the enthusiasm of a child. I went to sleep feeling very clever indeed.

Christmas day, I wake up , around 10am (the time I usually go to bed most years) feeling like death warmed up- but colder as I refused to put my heating on in 2008. I gathered my gifts and sauntered out the door. The first thing I saw was a neighbour coming down the stairs, hocking greenys and saying ‘oh well, better get drunk again’ his shorter friend in tow, clutching a can of special brew.
I then made the brief journey to my van, which was parked outside the Marlborough pub, stopping to clean up two Christmas sized dog turds.

My I’ll feelings continnued to grow- I didn’t want to smoke, my eyes were streaming and I shivered in the van all the way to penge as the heating system stopped working a week ago. My skin felt thin, weak and feverish- and all because I had an early night. I spoke to a friend later on who stayed up all night, having fun, and they said they felt on top of the world- So much for playing it safe- my cautiousness had clearly back-fired on me.

The rest of the day trundled on- I tried to get drunk but just got tired. i tried to eat lots but just fell asleep.

The next day, as a result of people ‘lovingly’ feeding the dog tidbits- sausage rolls, meat, bread, sausage rolls, meat, meat, meat, stuffing (all out of love of course) the dog had digestive erruptions, which came out both ends, indistinguishable from each other, that I got to spend boxing day cleaning up.

To cut this long story short, I was I’ll on Christmas day and spent boxing day cleaning up shit and puke- but hey, isn’t that what Christmas is all about?

Dave.

This is our first blog on word press.

Rum Shebeen is sat waiting for a roast watching Star wars and looking forward to going into the studio tomorrow to cut a record. Because of the studio loomnigness, Rum Shebeen is trying to ‘take it easy’; studios and hangovers dont go together well so I’ll just have a few bottles of wine. My preffered choice is two for five pound merlot.

A young man can get through alot of bottles of cheap wine- a young woman can get through alot of bottles of cheap wine- she can also get through alot of cheap men. Cheap men can get through alot of women, women are too special too ever be cheap, but you can get through alot of wrong women if you drink alot of cheap wine. I should know- I’m broke and I dont wanna whine on too much, but it’s the truth and the worst thing is when you been drinking a hell of alot of cheap wine and you end up with the wrong woman- it’s hell the next day- so make sure you take precautions, and I dont mean making sure the doors shut and the neighbours can’t see, I mean, if your gonna pop your cork with a woman, make sure it dont blow up in your face- red wine stains.

So back to last thursday at the Marlborough, a drinking den in camberwell that serves as much as a base for us as my flat has been since we started.

So we were feeling our way through our set, slowly bringing the crowd into our world. Yeah some of the people in the crowd were close friends but there was alot of strangers there too.

One such person who was not a stranger and shall-not-be-named-for-privacy-sake , lets call him Bon Bon, turned up out of the blue from some far off backwater I can’t even spell it-let-alone-tell-it place. He was upright and all smiles at around 9pm. I even had a conversation with him, caught up, shot the breeze…played pool.

By the time we were on stage he was doing this floor skimming, drunk man falling over dance- but at least he was dancing, we love it when people dance, and he was trying to get other people to dance, which we also love…he was also knocking into the microphone stand…which is o.k. as long as it doesn’t knock my teeth out anymore…you only get one real set per adult life…but eventually he went too far and I had to stick him a boot in the toosh…

By the time we played HATE the last song of the set, Bon Bon was growling like a dog and bouncing and sliding all around the place but not into the microphone stand thankfully. Another two people were being sick in the garden (due to what went in thier mouth not in thier ear) and a couple were almost making babies at the back of the room.

We left the stage and had a pint of whatever was left in the taps (the guinness ran out around 10pm) and then proceeded to a party in a student halls- Bon Bon in tow…I flew by the off licence to pick up some WKD and made my way to the party. Bon Bon took a tumble about ten meters from the door of the halls, some local kids found it hillarious as I dragged him too his feet. He gave me a cigar for my efforts and I gave him a bacardi breezer for his midnight hangover. I would go on to explain what the party was like but Iv’e gone over my 600 words already and you should have been there.

I’ll be back with more tales in the week- we are going into the studio, as I said before, so expect a more music based rundown.

Thanks for reading this, whoever you are- and remember- don’t take drugs, take care.

Dave Ashby

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